Sweet, Dark and Crazy

1. 1. Is it vain of me to hope that when I have a child he looks like me?
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   2. Is it self-centered of me to see a therapist so that I can talk about myself for an hour without having to return the favor and have to listen to someone else talk about themselves in return (especially when their talk really isn’t as interesting as mine … or important)?
   
   3. Is it superficial of me to not date men that I don’t find physically attractive?
4. Is it self-indulgent that I celebrate my birthday for the entire month of September?
   
5. Is it wrong that I look at unattractive, crass and ghetto-fabulous people on Maury getting paternity tests because they clearly had multiple partners and wonder why I can’t even find one partner?
   
6. Am I narcoleptic if I fall dead asleep after three hours of a boring ass meeting? (we’re talking head back, mouth open, dreaming asleep - while sitting across from my boss)
   
7. Is it selfish of me not to want to buy Christmas and birthday gifts for the kids of relatives that can’t even bother to send me a photo once every couple of years?
   
8. Am I a weather wimp because I refuse to go home for Christmas because of all the damn snow?
   
9. Is it selfish to expect a gift on Father’s Day because if it wasn’t for me, my dad wouldn’t be a father?
   
10. Is it weird that I am not a musician but I dream of music that I’ve never heard before?

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