Sweet, Dark and Crazy

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I'm Lovin' It

Yesterday, I talked about getting fired. Now, I'm looking for work but in the meantime I'm also working at promoting an eBook I just released and promoting my side business (which I love) full-time.

So yesterday, I started "working from home" and I love it!

I start my morning with a nice walk around the neighborhood. I fix my breakfast. Go upstairs and start working. I take breaks to do laundry and fix a nice lunch. I take little walks outside with Joey. I get to watch Maury while I write and make some phone calls (with the volume down of course).

But do you want to know the best thing????

I can poop.

I can poop with freedom and ease and privacy.

I had a nice and satisfying poop this morning. I did it in my master bathroom while thumbing though a magazine. I didn't have to walk inconspicuously into the seldom-used bathroom in the back of the building. I didn't have to worry about people walking in. I didn't have to flush 15 times in hopes of not stinking up the place. I didn't have to wait out another pooper in an adjacent stall.

I just pooped. In my own home. In my own bathroom. At my leisure.

A girl can seriously get used to working from home.

Labels: Television, Work

posted by SDC @ 2:39 PM

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