If you have ever been driving down the road singing along with the radio then stopped because you realized how ridiculous the lyrics were, this is dedicated to you.
Random Shit – Gay 80’s Music Videos Edition There are a lot of videos that were fine back in the day but when I look at them now, I see them from what they are, since the innocence of youth has been so violently stripped away.
It’s Raining Men – The Weather Girls and Mother Nature got together to do a big favor for us single girls. Conditions were right (“Humidity is rising. Barometer’s getting low.”) The weathermen gave instruction (According to our sources, the streets the place to go.”)After all, Mother Nature knew our pain (“She’s a single woman too!”) and she went to bat for us unattached women (“She took on the Heavens and she did what she had to do.”) and all so that “Each and every woman could find the perfect guy!” Well, they get an A for effort but there is a big problem when it comes to execution. When you watch the video, it becomes painfully obvious that there was a glitch in Mother Nature’s plan. It’s clearly raining GAY men and that doesn’t really help me much.
Let’s Get Physical – Olivia Newton John shed her Good Girl image with this song telling her man that she wanted to get physical. She wanted to “hear his body talk.” In the video, so goes into a gym filled with hot guys and begins training a bunch of fat and out of shape guys. In no time she’s whipped those couch potatoes into shape, turning those piles of overweight junk into some tight, taut hunks. But wait a minute!! If you watch the video until the very end, you find out that these hunks had another definition of getting physical – one that didn’t involve Olivia Newton John or any other woman for that matter. The last frames of the video show two of our hunkiest hunks headed for the shower hand-in-hand. Me thinks they will be very eager to drop that soap!
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go – George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley were hot. Smoking hot. At least to my innocent teenage eyes. However, come on, when I look at this video now, the short shorts and the seriously fake tan scream “I’m a gay man!” to me. How come we needed like 7 more years before George Michael officially came out?
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