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Thursday, September 10, 2009
Yahoos in the News
Jon Gosselin
First of all, when it comes to Jon and Kate Plus Eight, 18 and Counting and just about everything the Octomom does, I just don’t get it. Since when does having a gaggle of kids make you interesting? Why does that make someone worthy of my television viewing time? So you got a bunch of kids. Big freakin’ deal. It’s bad enough the divorce of Jon and Kate is such an inescapable spectacle, but did he really go on TV and say that he despised his soon to be ex-wife? Great way to talk about the mother of your kids.

Mark Sanford/Joe Wilson
It must suck to be from South Carolina right now with these being the two politicians from the Palmetto state garnering national attention. Sanford goes off to Argentina to visit his mistress leaving behind a pack of lies. He comes back and pretty much says, “The other woman is my soul mate but I’m going to try to fall back in love with my wife.” What a jerk! Everybody wants him to resign but he just keeps coming back and making statements that make him look like an even bigger jerk.

Then, if that weren’t bad enough, we get Republican representative Joe Wilson who heckles the president during a national address. Having on both the East and West Coasts, a lot of people already think people from the South are a bunch of Yahoos. Damn if he didn’t stand up and give them proof for their argument. All he had to do was issue an inflammatory statement to the media calling the President a liar and media would have showed up to cover it. Media loves a good fight.
Juan Manuel Marquez
As he prepares to face off against Floyd Mayweather he admits the distinctive and disgusting secret to his success - he drinks his own urine. Newsflash (and biology lesson): urine, much like its solid counterpart … shit, is waste. It’s stuff the body has no use for and is getting rid of. The body, in its intelligent design, has taken all the nutrients out of all the food and is getting rid of the junk, the waste. So what is there to gain by putting it back in the body? And the fact that he is sharing this information with the world says it all. He’s got shit, or more accurately piss, for brains.

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posted by SDC @ 11:24 AM  
1 Comments:
  • At September 10, 2009 at 1:49 PM, Anonymous Paul said…

    Joe Wilson from South Carolina, is just another good old boy where in the morning these married men preach to you that there should be prayer in our schools and in the evening they are on their cell phones setting up a date with their other women on the side, hypocrisy has been bred in. I am not surprised that he felt compel to yell like he was at some Friday night game. He is a hater not a debater like most of his side of the isle.

     
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