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Monday, December 7, 2009
Christmas Songs I Never Want to Hear
Jamie Foxx: Blame It On the Egg Nog. Just not a good idea.
Lil Wayne: Every Elf. "I’d like to fuck every elf in the world?? I don’t know but it sounds just a little disturbing.
Adam Lambert: If the video for his Christmas song was anything like his AMA performance we could be treated to him swapping spit with Santa and pushing some elf’s face into his crotch.
Lady GaGa: Let’s not have Bad Christmas. “I want your snuggie filled up with fleas, I want all the gifts as long as their free…”
Jeremiah: Christmas Sex. Just like Birthday Sex, buy a friggin’ gift.

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