Sweet, Dark and Crazy

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I CAN Do It!

I’m sweet as pie, ask anyone. Really I am. However, I transform in a road ragin’ maniacal nut case when I get behind the wheel. Seriously, I’m a bird-flipping, gesture-making, cussing like a potty-mouthed drunken sailor of a pippin’ hot mess. My theme song, Ludacris, “Move Bitch, Get Out the Way!”

I am not kidding when I say that people have come out of their cars to come after me. It’s bad.

So with this in mind, I told my two friends, Tikki and Kyle that my New Year’s Resolution was to stop cursing. When I told Tikki, she spent about a full minute laughing out loud, which had to be embarrassing because she was shopping in Target at the time(in the middle of the workday no less, can you say SLACKER!!!). After she was done laughing, she told me that it couldn’t be done. “Good luck with that one!” she said sarcastically.”How are you going to get around without driving?”

When I told Kyle, he too laughed hysterically, then he added that Samuel L. Jackson, King of the F-Bomb would have an easier time, not cursing than I would.

And to that I say, “What the fuck?”

I’ll prove all y’all bitches wrong! You wait and see!

Fuck you very much!

Labels: Rant

posted by SDC @ 2:44 PM

1 Comments:

At December 8, 2009 at 7:33 PM, Diva's Thoughts said…

Bwwwahhh!!!!