 I don’t know who’s reading this, but here goes. If you lead the scandalous kind of life that would make you a perfect guest for a sleazy talk show (like Maury), there is something I want you to know.
The “Green Room” is a set-up. Anything you say or do in the Green Room is being taped. So … keeping this in mind, here are a handful of things that you don’t want to do in the Green Room (unless you want to get caught). - Do not admit to cheating.
- Do not admit that: a) you don’t love your girlfriend/wife anymore b) you no longer find her attractive c) you’d like to bang or have already banged her sister/cousin/mother/friend.
- Do not ask out or make out with the ‘sexy decoy’ in the room. Yes, she’s a freak, but it’s a set-up.
- Exposing yourself in the Green Room is a bad idea. Hell, that’s a bad idea in the Green Room and in any other semi-private place with a person you just met. But, if you do it in the Green Room, it’s being taped and your little wee-wee will be blurred out when they show it on the show.
- Just because there isn’t a ‘sexy decoy’ doesn’t mean you are safe. Sometimes they will put a male decoy in the room. You get to talking to this guy and you open up (see #1) to him about your extracurriculars. Again, it’s a trap. It’s a set-up.
This is a public service announcement. Labels: Television |
