 Women. Of the two sexes, we are known as the neat ones. It's the men who are nasty, right? It's the men who wear underwear with skid marks. It's the guys with the apartments nasty enough to render them undatable. Have you ever seen a woman pull balled up clothing from the corner, sniff them and put them on? I once knew a guy so nasty that he would go to the club, dance like a maniac and sweat like a fool and wear the same outfit out Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. Women aren't nasty like that, are we?
Well, guys, let me let you in on a little secret. Women's bathrooms are nasty. I'm not saying all women are nasty, most of us are not, but there is a minority of women who are just nasty as hell. They don't flush toilets ... no matter what is in them be it rancid pee, funky feces or overloaded tampons. Decent women, we wait. We flush and then wait to see if everything went down in the flush. If it didn't, we flush again. We flush until everything is gone! They sprinkle on the seat ... They leave little droplets for the next person to clean up ... and that's just inconsiderate, rude and nasty. This is why many women's bathrooms have the following little diddy on their walls, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." They miss the toilet entirely. I don't really understand how this happens considering your ass is on or hovering right over the seat. I don't know, maybe it's kids, but somehow a lot of pee gets on the floor and guess what? They leave it there! Don't get me started on the women who cannot handle their monthly obligations cleanly! They don't wash their hands. They walk straight out of the stall and for the door. Eeewww! Sure, maybe they didn't use the bathroom. Maybe they just went in there to straighten out a dress or something. Either way, if you are coming out of a bathroom stall, wash your hands anyway. I've seen women do this several times at the movies and the only thing I can think is, "I hope they aren't sharing popcorn with anyone." This is a public service announcement for the fella. You don't have a monopoly on nasty. Labels: Men, Random Shit |
