Sweet, Dark and Crazy

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Take My Wife ... Please!!!

George Bush was elected president in 1989. I was in college at the time. I wasn’t much into politics (although my minor is political science. Go figure!). I definitely didn’t pay attention to him when he was the vice president. So when he started his campaign for president, I had one question, “Why is he always with his mother?” Later, I realized that that ‘lady’ wasn’t his mom or the Quaker Oats man in drag but it was actually his wife. His wife!!! Come to find out she’s actually a little bit younger than her husband to boot.

Geez!

Anyway, flash forward to 2010. The guy that lives in the house directly behind me is fine. He’s a tall, built, brown-skinned piece of delectable man-candy. We always talk when I’m out walking the Joester. Anyway, I hadn’t met his wife, but I knew she was a white woman. I had seen a older woman around his house and assumed it was his mother-in-law. She’s nice enough. I see her out for her walk some times in the evening and we always talk.

I think you know where this is going.

Come to find out … that’s his wife. His wife!!!!! What in the hell???

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posted by SDC @ 6:57 PM

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