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Monday, December 13, 2010

Zombies?

AMC just finished the first season of The Walking Dead, a zombie series. Now, I love a good AMC series. I am completely onboard with Mad Men and Breaking Bad, but zombies, really? I just can’t get into zombies.

I’m not a big horror fan and while I don’t watch any of the vampire-based shows (True Blood, Vampire Diaries, …), if I had to be a monster, I’d be a vampire. They are sexy. They stay up all night (I’m a bit of a night owl too).

My second choice would be werewolf. Sure, it would suck to be that hairy, but it is kind of cool to turn into some brand new super strong creature. Also, I don’t know, but baying at the full moon is kind of cool. Plus, I could still be human most of the time.

But zombies? Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t they sort of dumb. They are slow and uncoordinated. In fact, the only time I ever saw zombies really move was in the Thriller video. They just walk around looking lobotomized, and drooling. Plus, they eat human flesh. Sucking blood is one thing, but eating flesh? Eeewww.

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posted by SDC @ 12:08 PM

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