Sweet, Dark and Crazy

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Joey Needs a Job

Last week, I ranted about an $89 prescription for the dog. He's what they call, in business, a cost center. In other words, he doesn't make money, he just uses it. I'm beginning to think he should find some employment. Yes, the Pampered Pooch needs to get out into the real world, the work world.

So what can he do? I've got some ideas..

TV Spokesdog: We have a local car dealership that features ads from Mr. Unbelievable, a dog that sits on the hood of a car while they talk about new car deals. My dog is cuter. He could do that job.

Greeter at Wal-Mart: Considering I don’t get a greeting half the time I’m at Wal-Mart, so Joey at the entrance would be an improvement. He could wag his tail and give a couple friendly barks.

Dog Food Taster: I think he could be good at this. I like to think he has a discriminating palate.

Mascot: Somewhere there is a team called the Poodles. There may even be a team somewhere called the Toy Poodles, He could work for them. He looks good in t-shirts (just not hats).

Labels: Joey

posted by SDC @ 2:47 PM

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