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Monday, July 12, 2010
Simpin' and Pimpin'
Over the weekend, the girls and I met for brunch. The service was horrible but we had a good time. Afterwards, we headed over to the mall to kill some time. Once that mission was accomplished, we headed back to my car.

As we approach the car, Angela notices a Plymouth Neon (like the one pictured) parked next to me. The license plate holder read, “I’d Rather Be Pimpin.” We were getting a good laugh out of it, when I said that if I had a pen and paper, I’d leave him a note. Immediately, Cherry reached down into her purse and pulled out both a pen and a small notepad.

This is the note I left under his windshield wiper:

“You’d rather be pimpin’? Really? You’re in a Plymouth Neon! What kind of pimp rolls in a Neon? And, you’ve got your university decal across your window! Pimp? Puh-leeze. Stay in school and get your education.”

I wish I could have seen that playa’s face when he read it! LOL!

I truly cannot foresee the circumstances that would force me out on the stroll. However, if it ever came to that, you’d better be sure I wouldn’t be handing over my cash to a dude in a NEON.

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