I haven’t done a post about Joey in a while but he has suddenly become post-worthy after yesterday’s grooming. The dog looks like a million bucks! He left the groomers with his new cut, snazzy bandana and fresh fragrance. So as I am looking at him, marveling at the impossible cuteness that is my dog, I wondered what would he sound like if he could talk.
Would he sound like his name-sake, Joe Pesci with a fast staccato delivery and a whiny, nasally voice?
Maybe he’s have a Little Shop of Horrors deep-throated man-eating plant voice, “Feed me Seymour!”
He could sound like Bill Clinton with a raspy, scratchy Southern drawl. Then, I remembered, he’s from Southeastern Pennsyvania. I don’t know what Southeast Pennsylvanians sound like but they probably don’t sound like Bill Clinton, so we can scratch that one.
It probably, unfortunately, means that he doesn’t have a European accent. He is a poodle though, so maybe he does sound a little French.
I doubt he has any kind of thuggish rap dialect. While he’s no punk, I can’t see him coming that hard.
I think he’d sound like any regular guy, sort of like the baby on the E-Trade commercials.
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